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    Do You Have Goatpenis?

    It's pretty tasty!

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    Gee, I was expecting harps, mandolins and airy female vocals.
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    I actually ate sourmilk- and fusel-marinated reindeer cock for Christmas. It had previously been applied as a washcloth in the back of a hardware store close by. There was still some stagnant sperm left in it.
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    Why just the other day I walked into my local record store and asked the young lady working there if she had any Goatpenis.
    Still alive and well...
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    In keeping with the reputation of goats that they will eat anything, Does this mean Goatpenis will drop loads for anyone, anytime, regardless of gender?
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    How about Penis of Terror?
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    Quote Originally Posted by progeezer View Post
    In keeping with the reputation of goats that they will eat anything, Does this mean Goatpenis will drop loads for anyone, anytime, regardless of gender?
    One can only hope...
    Still alive and well...
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    those are sheep
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    I used to work near a shop that sold those Vietnamese sandwiches, and they also had soup. One of the soups you could get had what they called Bull Peen in it, and turned out that Peen was just what the owner decided to call penis, since he figured if he called it penis people would be freaked out by the menu. Didn't quite make sense as everyone would have to ask what Bull Peen was, as I did. Never tried it, though he said it was very good.
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    It would be hard to swallow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rune Blackwings View Post
    those are sheep
    There goes my career in animal husbandry.Shot to hell.
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    "Don't walk away from me, Rick."
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    Quote Originally Posted by walt View Post
    There goes my career in animal husbandry.Shot to hell.
    I actually looked up "screaming goat" (dibs on the band name). the items I found said it was sheep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rune Blackwings View Post
    I actually looked up "screaming goat" (dibs on the band name). the items I found said it was sheep.
    I believe you. My comment was made in jest(i should have put a winky/smiley emoticon after it)
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    Their "Flesh Consumed in the Battlefield" (2014) seems to be quite good.
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    I would make a "Got Goatpenis?" GIF but I'm at work.
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    I have a horse cock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zravkapt View Post
    I have a horse cock.
    In a jar under your bed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zravkapt View Post
    I have a horse cock.
    I guess someone had to say that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zravkapt View Post
    I have a horse cock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zravkapt View Post
    I have a horse cock.
    Technically, a seahorse isn't actually a horse, but whatever.
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