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    Carnal hymns and spirituals


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    The very definition of carnal spirituality, across the centuries:



    They're all sacred songs, not easily won, but I'd still like to stick you in:


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    well, I was being facetious about 'hymn's and 'spirituals'. I didn't want to name a thread 'songs about sex' so I dressed it up a little

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    Quote Originally Posted by davis View Post
    well, I was being facetious about 'hymn's and 'spirituals'. I didn't want to name a thread 'songs about sex' so I dressed it up a little
    Yep - but 'sex is a broad church'!

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    Quote Originally Posted by davis View Post
    well, I was being facetious about 'hymn's and 'spirituals'. I didn't want to name a thread 'songs about sex' so I dressed it up a little
    I'm glad you clarified that. I find it hard to think of "Give the Dog a Bone" by AC/DC as a "hymn" or a "spiritual".

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    If anyone can find online video of Howard Stern's FULL lesbian Christmas Carols thing, and not the brief clip that's on YouTube, I'd appreciate it. If it can't be found, that brief clip is pretty hilarious. YMMV.

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    Can't forget these guys and gals...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Dreamer View Post
    Can't forget these guys and gals...
    oops, I had.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rcarlberg View Post
    Ha ha! Never heard that before, but heard this one (from the same collection) years ago:


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