It's ok, he won't see them.Originally Posted by Sunlight Caller
It's ok, he won't see them.
Contusion!
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Very genuine it seems. After reading the lyrics to Summer soft, you can see it is an emotionally loaded song:
Summer soft
Wakes you up with a kiss to start the morning off
In the midst of herself playin' Santa Claus
She brings gifts through her breeze
Morning rain
Gently plays her rhythms on your window pane
Givin' you no clue of when she plans to change
To bring rain or sunshine
And so you wait to see what she'll do
Is it sun or rain for you?
But it breaks your heart in two
When you find it's October
And she's gone, and she's gone
Summer's gone
Taking with her summer's play
Winter wind
Whispers to you that he wants to be your friend
But not waitin' for your answer he begins
Forcing dangers way with his breeze
Morning snow
Plans to have a winter ball for you to throw
But just where or when he never let's you know
If it's snow or clear days, you'll find
And so you wait to see what he'll do
Is it sun or snow for you?
But it breaks your heart in two
'Cause you've been fooled by April
And he's gone, and he's gone
Winter's gone
You find it's October
And she's gone, and she's gone
Summer's gone
You've been fooled by April
And he's gone, and he's gone
Winter's gone
You find it's October
And she's gone, and she's gone
Summer's gone
You've been fooled by April
And he's gone, and he's gone
Winter's gone
Just the short album version then... Spell-binding, but could use a few more players on that stage!
A Stevie joke that probably came previously from PE
Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are at a celebrity event so Tiger
strikes up a conversation by asking, "So Stevie, How's the singing
career going?"
Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?"
Woods replies, "I've had some problems with my swing due to lower back
pain, but I think I’m better now and ready to get back to winning big
money again."
Stevie: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong due to back pain,
I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the
after some time I play and it seems to be all right."
Incredulous, Tiger says, "You play GOLF?!?!"
Stevie: "Yes, I've been playing for years."
Tiger: "But -- but, you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?"
Stevie: "Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway
and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball
towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves
to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball
towards his voice."
"But, how do you putt?" asks Tiger.
"Well", says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole
and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball
towards his voice."
Tiger: "What's your handicap?"
Stevie: "Well, actually -- I'm a scratch golfer."
Woods says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."
Stevie: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play , for
money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a
problem?"
Woods thinks about it and says, "I can afford that; OK, I'm game for
that.. $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play?"
Stevie: "I don’t care, you pick a night."
Anyone remember Ray Charles on SNL in the 70s? They did a sketch where his apartment was getting robbed and the power went out. The robber yells, "The lights are out!" and Ray says, "They are??" And the robber yells "I can't see!" and Ray says, "You can't?" And then you hear the sound of Ray kicking the guy's ass in the dark *lol*
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